Oy vey!

Previously on 24/7... BIG G: “David, my son. That’s why I am here. I’m worried about you” DAVID: “What have I done?” BIG G: “It’s not what you’ve done, it’s what you’re not doing!”...
MOTHER: “Try calling it snow. It will make for better songs.” BIG G: “OK. But, this snow keeps on melting.” MOTHER: “That’s because of all the hot air you have left over from the tropics. I’ll take care of that. It’s in my nature.” BIG G: “Thanks Mother.”

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock...

BIG G: “Hey Mother! Do you think I made enough snow this year?” MOTHER: “Well, let’s just say, when it comes to making blizzards, Dairy Queen falls quite short of your expertise.”
BIG G: “Oh goody! There goes little Al again.” MOTHER: “What’s he doing now? Oh my, he isn’t so little any more.” BIG G: “I wondered where you put that tropical breeze... Now, he’s traveling all over the place, trying to expel a lot of it and calling it global warming.” MOTHER: “He sure gets all riled up about it too. That must take a lot of energy.” BIG G: “Not to worry. He seems to have quite a bit, back at his humble abode... But, for some reason he thinks people have caused the world to get hotter. Oh, look a snowman!.. All I did was crank up the sun a notch. You’d think they would have noticed with all those fancy, smancy gadgets, they have now.”

MOTHER: “So, what else is going on?” BIG G: “Well, It seems there are people saying they will blow themselves up to please me. And, they are blowing others up that didn’t ask to be, just because they’re in Fidel.” MOTHER: “Where’s Fidel?” BIG G: “ I believe out west...I’ve looked all through my records and can’t find anywhere where I said to do anything like that, at all. Plus, they think by doing that, they will be given many gifts when they come to my house. MOTHER: “Sounds like they need to read your book again.” BIG G: “And to understand about Heaven, and the road to it.”

MOTHER: “What are the leaders doing?” BIG G: “Good question. Remember when Matthew wrote about Junior’s charitable message; ‘But when you give to someone in need, don’t let the left hand know what your right hand is doing.’.. Well, it seems the right hand has its fingers crossed and the left hand keeps hopping in and out of many pockets.”
And, the people seem to be staging a mass exodus and taking the bull by the horns and reliving the golden days in the desert.” MOTHER: “Holy Moses!” BIG G: “I hear ya. And I had a long talk with him on that mountain. You should have seen the fire in his eyes.” MOTHER: I did, but he looked so bushed when you were done with your commands.” BIG G: I know. That’s why I told him to take those two tablets and call me in the morning.” MOTHER: “Looks like a few more tablets are needed.” BIG G: “The first two were plenty, if taken whole, with food.” MOTHER: “And Junior fed them plenty.” BIG G: “Yeah, but you know how kids are, when the parents aren’t looking they hide what they don’t want under their plates.” MOTHER: “And now they look so hungry. Should we send Junior back and feed them some more? BIG G: “The food is there and it will never go stale, but he can’t force them to eat. Maybe, Junior should go clean up and bring his children home. What’s left on the timer?” MOTHER: “It’s still ticking. Maybe you should send them another sign, first.” BIG G: “Yeah, like the one that said, ‘Don’t make me come down there!’... Oy vey!” Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock...

LUKE 4:12 Jesus answered, “It says: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’”